Monthly Archive for May, 2007

monday madness: the birthday edition

Hat-tip to monday madness.

1. Name one thing you received as a gift on your last birthday.
I didn’t receive anything on my last b’day. ‘Salright, though.

2. What would be the “perfect” birthday gift?
I don’t know. I really don’t. Hrm…

3. Do you look forward to birthdays?
I did when I was younger. Now? I’m a wee bit non-committal. I mean, I’m past most of the important ones already, y’know?

4. On your birthday, do you treat yourself to something special each year?
I did last year.

5. Do you bother keeping up with your horoscope on a regular basis?
No. IMO, it’s nothing special, just stuff someone thinks up on the spot.

6. What zodiac sign are you, and do you think you fit the description for that sign?
I’m a Leo. And no, I don’t think I fit the description.

five pet peeves

Okay, so Misti tagged me with this “five pet peeves” meme, so I’m going to do it. ;)

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1) People who spell “lose” as “loose” (really, people; you lose your loose change, not the other way around), who substitute “your” and “you’re”, and that sort of thing. It makes me wonder if the educational system in the US has any value anymore…and I’m talking about those who’ve completed their educations misspelling those words! Adults! You’d think that, by the time one is an adult, they’d know the difference between “lose” and “loose”, not to mention “your” and “you’re”, etc.

2) Billy Mays. If you’ve watched virtually any commercial television, you probably know what I’m talking about in regards to this fella. Even though there’s a microphone either clipped on to his shirt, or it’s elsewhere in the room where the commercial in question is being filmed, 99.9% of the time, HE HAS THIS NEED TO YELL THE SCRIPT! House voice, my good man! House voice. You’re wearing a mic; you don’t need to scream. (Of course, this doesn’t mean you can mumble, either; but I digress.)

3) The need to package memory cards and various other odds and ends in so much plastic that it’s hard for your average Joe or Jane to open it once s/he buys the item and brings it home. Someone could hurt themselves trying to open that packaging, you know? Good lawd.

4) The existence of televised talent competitions–mainly any and all incarnations of Idol, and others that have involved singing as a primary focus (for lack of a better word). See this blog entry of mine from last year for a better explanation.

5) I can’t think of another one.

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I tag no one. If you want to do the meme, go for it. ;)

one siren silenced

Jerry Falwell Dies at 73

As it turned out, he collapsed in his office.

“I shudder to think where the country would be right now if the religious right had not evolved,” he said when he stepped down as Moral Majority president in 1987.

Errr, you’d have a religious left that’s even stronger? I dunno.

Matt Foreman, executive director of National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, extended condolences to those close to Falwell, but added: “Unfortunately, we will always remember him as a founder and leader of America’s anti-gay industry, someone who exacerbated the nation’s appalling response to the onslaught of the AIDS epidemic, someone who demonized and vilified us for political gain and someone who used religion to divide rather than unite our nation.”

The 1980s marked the religious conservative movement’s high-water mark. In more recent years, Falwell had become a problematic figure for the GOP. His remarks a few days after Sept. 11, 2001, essentially blaming feminists, gays and liberals for bringing on the terrorist attacks, drew a rebuke from the White House, and he apologized.

That, pretty much, sums it up, doesn’t it?

In a statement, President Bush said he and First Lady Laura Bush were “deeply saddened” by the loss of a man who “cherished faith, family and freedom.”

“One of his lasting contributions was the establishment of Liberty University, where he taught young people to remain true to their convictions and rely upon God’s word throughout each stage of their lives,” Bush said.

Yeah, he cherished faith (his Christian fundamentalism), his family (blood relations and other Christians–mainly those who held his views), and freedom (but not for the queer community, women, liberals, or anyone who didn’t subscribe to his faith).

Some of you may be like, “Shells! You shouldn’t speak ill of the dead, even if you didn’t like the person!” Well, unfortunately, most of what I think of Falwell is ill. I do wish his family well, though.

Friday5.org - the gift edition (filled out on a thursday)

Hat-tip, as always, to Friday5.org

1. We’re buying you a lifetime subscription to any magazine or periodical journal you want! What’ll it be?
Any of the following: Advanced Photoshop magazine, Photoshop Creative magazine, JPG magazine, or Computer Arts.

2. We’re buying you any existing non-chain, one-location-only store and giving you an expert lifetime manager, so that all you have to do is make decisions and watch them succeed or fail! What will be the store, and what will be your first change?

I have no idea. :(

3. We’re buying you any house within a one-mile radius of your own! Which one do you want, and why?
I don’t want any of the houses within a mile of my own! Why can’t it be anywhere I want? :(

4. We’re hiring someone to take care of any ONE specific household chore (except cooking) for the rest of your life! Which chore will he or she attend to?

Cleaning.

5. We’re providing the start-up capital for any crazy idea for a business, service, or product you can dream up, giving you total creative control while we finance your dream for five years, after which it must fail or succeed on its own merit! What will it be?

Again, no idea. (!)