You’re On Notice! - The Stephen Colbert “On Notice Board” Generator

I made two–one a couple of weeks ago, and another a little earlier. I like my most recent one the best, methinks. And here it is…

So why are they “on notice”?

GW Shrub ~ Do I even have to explain this one? ;)

Fundamentalists ~ As I see it, fundamentalism is pretty freakin’ dangerous. So there ya go.

Christian A-Holes ~ Let’s just say I’ve come across some in recent times online.

Project Runway ~ Season three is not as good as seasons one and two. Besides all that, after the trash challenge, they kept Vincent over Alison?! What the…?

Stephen Harper ~ Canadian Prime Minister who reminds me too much of a marionette doll. Fella gives me the creeps.

NB Conservative Party ~ New Brunswick (the Canadian province, not the town/city in New Jersey) is going to the polls next month. After the last election, the Conservatives there got a minority government. Apparently, some New Brunswickers haven’t been happy with the way things are going there, plus–like I said–it was a minority government. It was bound to happen. ;)

Ryan Seacrap…err, I mean Seacrest ~ I think he’s smarmy; and he seems to be everywhere (particularly Fox and E!). Those of you who don’t watch American Idol, E!, or–really–any television at all can consider yourselves very thankful. (For the record, I don’t watch AI (I loathe “talent competitions”), but once in a while I’ll check out something on E!…and there he’ll be.)

Top 40 Radio Stations ~ Duh. They play the same crap over and over again ad nauseum, 24/7.