139 years old and you all don’t look a day older than 98. ;) But then, the US will be turning 230 on Tuesday, sooo…yeah.

Anyhoo! Time for a little fun. From the Air Farce Archives (from 2002 or 2003, IIRC)… the politically correct version of O Canada.

Oh, Canada,
Our living quarters and aboriginal persons,
including Inuit, Metis, all First Nations Land;
True patriot love–
Implying affection, but not in a sexual way–
Our gender non-specific spousal offspring suggestion!
With glowing hearts, we get horny,
The True North strong and free!
From far and weight-challenged, oh Canada,
We stand–or sit–on guard for thee!
Non-denominational gender-unspecified
Supreme Being keep our land glorious and free;
Oh Canada, we stand
Ready to sit down and discuss our differences in a civilized manner
For thee!

(I still think you guys can do waaay better than Stephen Harper, though.)